Latest Colonial Marines Trailer Gives us a Reason to Fight

And that reason isn’t because we’re fighting for the human race, instead we’re fighting for the title of baddest motherf**kers in the galaxy – a battle that voice-over man intends to win, a sentiment I agree 110% with. Did I mention I love the corps? Strap yourselves in for the aptly titled “Kick Ass” trailer below:

Yes I’m excited for Metal Gear Rising, but I would be lying if I said February wasn’t going to be Aliens month for me; I’m ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna f**k with me. Check it out! Hey Readers, don’t worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks…

AHEM, sorry about that. So yeah, excited. Oh so very very excited. Having enlisted some friends into the corps for a four player campaign, I’ll be there day one for yet another bug hunt, and I imagine Ill still be blasting Xenos long after the credits roll and others have called it game over, man. Just please don’t let me done Gearbox, I’ve been forced to make do with AvP for my colonial kicks, it’ll be nice to finally have a co-operative marine game that’s genuinely good.