Diablo 3 Beta Key Giveaway

So here I leave my soul for thee,

In hope I get a beta key,

And soon enough you’ll probably see,

Why that key is meant for me!

The Barbarians are way too uncouth,

And Demon Hunters are wusses, in sooth.

Witch Doctors are incredibly crass,

So which classes are left, you ask?

Monks can do cool kung fu,

But that’s better left for John Woo.

‘Sides, ascetic life is a pain,

Without bacon I’d surely go insane!

Hence there’s left only one choice,

But how now – the girls or the boys?

Males steal all the limelight –

So with a female Wizard I’ll fight!

I hope I’ve entertained you this time,

SO LET THAT BETA KEY BE MINE! 😀